Drink: It's refreshing
Large Drink: It's really refreshing
Fat Drink: Wow that's good
Ultidrink: Refresh the world!
Liquid: It's magical
Large Liquid: Restores a medium amount of magic to the selected target
Fat liquid: Wow that's magical
Ultiliquid: Do not drink
Necromatter: Legend tells of an ancient necromancer named Shplitz, who boiled all of his skeleton minions into a fine paste.  This paste has since then been used in small amounts to revive the dead, no one has heard word from that necromancer since...
Summon Star: Envy of the moon
Summon Drip: Posiedon is such an ass
Cough Drop: For problems
Eye Solution: For dry, itchy eyes
Stuffed Animal: Great waves of nostalgia
Tea: For when you're feeling ill